Donald to Donald: “I am the most famous man in the world. I AM THE MOST FAMOUS MAN IN THE WORLD. I CAN DO ANYTHING! I have OVER 25 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS. I AM THE MOST FAMOUS MAN IN THE WORLD! I need to have another rally!”<\/p>\n
Steve Bannon enters the room.<\/p>\n
Steve to Donald: “Donald, we’ve got to turn back the clock! This country is in total disarray. It’s our job to clean things up. We’ve got to stop people from illegally pouring in to our country and taking away our resources. Stealing the welfare from hard working Americans!”<\/p>\n
Donald to Steve: “Steve, you write it up and I sign it! 100% agree! I’m here to make America great again. This is why I won by a landslide!”<\/p>\n
Donald to Donald: “I am AMAZING!”<\/p>\n
Steve to Steve: “My dreams will be realized! White Christian Right America once again! Ours for at least the next 50 years, perhaps a 100 years when we get the second and third terms!”<\/p>\n
Donald to Donald: “I love this office! I need an escape to the Southern White House! I need a rally! The people need to adore me!”<\/p>\n
Steve to Donald: “I’ll get to work and have something drafted by the morning. Oh and we need to do something about the gays. People can’t just be going into any bathroom they want! The perverts can harm the innocent.”<\/p>\n
Donald to Steve: “Draw it up! I’ll sign it!”<\/p>\n
Donald to Donald: “I am amazing. The people love me! RALLY!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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